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American actor known for his role in the tv series Two and Half Men


Carlos Irwin Estévez popularly known as Charlie Sheen started doing character roles in films. His is known for his roles in films like Platoon, The Wraith, and Wall Street. Sheen is known for his television roles on two sitcoms as Charlie Crawford on Spin City, and as Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men.

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 I don’t know enough about what I call the ‘Church of the Martian Idiots’ truly to comment on what they profess to believe in. I always thought of [it] as like a really complicated long joke with no good punch line… 22 years around those impressive clowns and losers — I just, you know, finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it because AA does not teach you how to live your life the way you want to live it. 
— Charlie Sheen about Alcoholics Anonymous / February 24, 2011
 [AA] is vintage, it’s outdated, it’s stupid and it’s worshiped by stupid people and it is their fault. It’s like, ‘Oh you can’t blame people for, you know, being dumb.’ It’s like, they’re as dumb as what they’ve been taught… Step up and change it, change it right now. Look your father in the eye and say, ‘You’re wrong, I’m different I’m better, watch me, watch me bury you.’ 
— Charlie Sheen about Alcoholics Anonymous / February 24, 2011
 They suffocated my soul, they hijacked my brain, they brainwashed my friends and my family. Now I hate them violently and I will use every soldier in my army to defend myself against them, ‘cause they will come at me. They will come at me with all of their doctors and their talking heads and all their other freakin’ loser clowns. And shame on these outlets that give these people the time to speak about me. How dare they speak of me? We’ve never met — how dare they? That’s another thing, another one of my credos. Everybody has a blackbelt and carries a gun. I don’t mess with people — I don’t get up in people’s grills and tell them, you know, ‘I must now impose my silly will on you.’ 
— Charlie Sheen about Alcoholics Anonymous / February 24, 2011
 What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong. Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together... 
— Charlie Sheen after CBS decided to discontinue Two and Half Men show / February 24, 2011
 Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off. I miss you, man 
— Charlie Sheen on Chuck Lorre's comments that he will be pissed if Sheen outlives him / February 16, 2011
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 People need to understand how supremely grateful I am that someone stepped in here. I don’t want to say who, but you know, basically, Viacom showed up at my house and said ‘Dude, it’s getting really obvious and we’re really worried about you. We don’t give a rat’s tooey about the show, we care about your health,’. So, they came in and just man to man and said ‘We have to shut it down.’ 
— Charlie Sheen saying he is grateful for intervention / February 16, 2011
 The shape I was showing up in was epic, was beyond comprehension. [I’ve] never been drunk, never been high on the set once. But, I would show up not having slept much. Doing a network run through and asking the director, Jamie, to move my mark a little bit so I could be next to a piece of furniture or a table so I wouldn’t fall over. That is an expert move by a seasoned professional. I’m sorry, an amateur stays on his mark and then falls over during the run through. 
— Charlie Sheen is grateful for intervention / February 16, 2011
 This is a giant compliment. Chuck offered an olive branch, this is how I interpreted it. He’s going through all this stuff about what he does. This is about him personally. It doesn’t get to me, it’s not about me until the end. It’s a reflection of how he feels, in comparison to how my insane my life appears at times. So, I took it as a huge compliment. He basically wrote a brilliant little piece of literature and called me Superman…We are fine! 
— Charlie Sheen about Chuck Lorre's comments that he will be pissed if Sheen outlives him / February 16, 2011
 Oh God, yeah! Because I have a two year deal. I’m a man of my word, 
— Charlie Sheen confirming that he will get back to work on Two and Half Men / February 16, 2011
 You get Lindsay on the show, I will call in. I’ve got some advice for her. I’ve got some things I would recommend she consider because I don’t tell anybody what to do. Just try to think things through a little bit before you do them. 
— Charlie Sheen has some advice for Lindsay Lohan / February 16, 2011
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